Keera. 21. Female (because apparently my icon is misleading, even though it's clearly Elvis). Whatever-sexual.This is my personal blog. It takes a lot of the spillover from my fandom blog, which is link I. above.
i just really hope all of you find someone who is really cool that you can love and have sex with and all that shit but you can also talk politics and about evolution. someone you don’t cling to at parties but you nonchalantly grab their ass when you walk by them in the crowd and someone you reach for at 2am in between dreams to cuddle.
Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.
I’m from Middle Earth. Apparently.
"WHY IS EVERYTHING A RECTANGLE"
petition to rename wyoming north square, utah west square, colorado middle square, kansas east square, and new mexico south square
I want to laugh at these but I definitely didn’t learn any other countries’ states/provinces/whatever else. So I’ll chuckle a little bit at how many thousands of miles of some of these are and congratulate them for how many they got! You go guys I don’t think I would do this well with other countries :O
yo girl is worth $82 lmao
Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.
remove cattle from stage
that’s not even the best partkey terms include:
- “balance your chair on two legs”
- "continue swimming motion"
- "insert peanuts"
- "play ball!"
- "release the penguins"
- "gradually become agitated"
- "light explosives now….. and….. ….. now."
Fairie’s aire and death waltz is fucking crazy I bloody love it
Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.
Is that a thing people can do?????????
there are people that cant do that??????????
id rather be vain than have low esteem bc ive experienced both and trust me being vain is way better
Like I always say, the real horror in life isn’t monsters, demons or ghosts but us, humans and what we are capable of
This is legit terrifying.
☽ 5000 FOLLOWERS/1ST SUMMER GIVEAWAY ☾
This is a bit late as I reached 5k a little while ago but it’s my first of two summer giveaways I’ll be doing! This is the “smaller” one of the two.
⋆Must be following me as this is for my followers<3
⋆No giveaway blogs obviously
⋆You can reblog as many times as you want, each counts as an entry, please don’t spam you followers though!
⋆I’ll ship to anywhere in the world :)
⋆Must be 18 or have parents permission to give me your address so I can send it to you!
⋆It’d be nice if you could also check out my Etsy shop and like it’s Facebook page <3
What You Will Win:
⋆ 25 tealights
⋆ 1 lotus flower tealight holder
⋆ 1 hematite ring (I don’t know the ring size but I have very long, skinny fingers and it still makes a nice thumb ring :))
⋆ 1 tiger’s eye bracelet
⋆ 1 unakite stone
⋆ 1 rose quartz stone
⋆ 1 carnelian stone
The giveaway ends August 1st which is also Lammas/Lughnasadh :) If you have any questions, feel free to ask me!
GOOD LUCK ♥☺